Tabasco Capital of the World

Did you know that tabasco is made at Avery Island? Well, it is. And I'm here. I contemplated taking the tabasco tour, but I went to WalMart instead. Such is the glamorous life.

I found a turtle on my door of the hotel. I named him Carlos, but I didn't feel right about keeping him in such confinement, so I let him take a swim in my bathtub and sent him on his merry little way, smelling like lavendar soap. Goodbye Carlos. I hope you have a beautiful life.

My sister has finally delivered. A beautiful little baby girl named Alexis, Lexi for short. She was 8'4 and 20" long. Healthy and all parts were in place.Only sign of imperfection seems to be her hairy ears. I will introduce her to the oys of waxing at a later date. I am very excited about being an aunt again but I probably will not get to see her until uly or August. (ps - i am not mispelling the month but the key for the 10th letter of the alphabet does not work on this keyboard; for example ump, ack, edi are all words if the first letter is present.)

Anyhow. I got a phone. I'll send out emails later. For now, I am in Louisansa and they have this amaxing place right next door called Daquiris To Go, and yes, I hear it calling my name.

Until next time my dear friends and readers.